Robert Todd Lincoln, a.k.a. Jinxy McDeath.

Sarah Vowell
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Robert Todd Lincoln was a comedian and entertainer in the early 1900s. He told jokes and made people laugh and he was very popular in the United States at that time. However, he was also a compulsive gambler and lost a lot of money in that too. One day, he said that he would give anything to win back his money, including his life. But when he lost all his money, he lost everything, including his life.

Source: Assassination Vacation

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